Is your boss bugging you to stay longer hours without increasing your pay? SLAP A B ON IT!
Did your friend rummage through your closet and take your favorite pair of shoes, again? SLAP A B ON IT!
Have you been working your tail off while your partner wastes their day away? SLAP A B ON IT!
Is your mom calling you incessantly since moving out - 10 years ago? SLAP A B ON IT!